February 2012
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di-angular asked: do you have facey b?
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this is the first time i’ve cried over being ugly.
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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Watchnorthkcguyd:
Normally don’t reblog str8 porn, but watching him pump that load into her was fucking hot as hell.
I don’t know why everyone loves this so much. It’s the most boring porn i’ve ever seen.